Guys please help
((Is Damian the only pure spy out there in the vast world of TumblrFort? If anyone here has a pure character blog please speak up so I can follow and reblog, and those who don’t please signal boost this and reblog it, Dami needs some pure friends))
((There should be more pures anyways guys, I mean it seems like DAMIAN IS THE ONLY ONE and there are a shit ton of brutals. So come on guys.))
AU: Different meeting
He chuckled at that and stood up, brushing dirt off the seat of his pants. “Ja, ja. Creepy indeed.” Dark shook his head and watched as Siv continued to fill in the hole in the ground. “Sorry zhat I’m not a decently civil cannibal.”She snorted. “That’s where ya got me, ain’t nothing civil about what I do just so I can have a decent meal. Hell I’m human, but I bet I’d make a better vampire- prolly be easier to get a decent meal if I could ply about as a bat-” She paused, thinking for a moment before turning to the red eyed man.
“Can ya change others into vampires?”
“Ja I can.” he hummed with a smirk. “But I don’t change people unless zheah’s a very gut reason. I’ve only had vone fledgling so far und I’m not looking for anozhah.”
Oh he already saw where she was getting at. “Aww come on man.” she said, snatching the shovel back up and scooping dirt into the hole. Half full, good. “Being human is boring, especially since I can’t do anything but hide from others and fuckin live off flesh.”
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
AU: Different meeting
He chuckled at that and stood up, brushing dirt off the seat of his pants. “Ja, ja. Creepy indeed.” Dark shook his head and watched as Siv continued to fill in the hole in the ground. “Sorry zhat I’m not a decently civil cannibal.”
She snorted. “That’s where ya got me, ain’t nothing civil about what I do just so I can have a decent meal. Hell I’m human, but I bet I’d make a better vampire- prolly be easier to get a decent meal if I could ply about as a bat-” She paused, thinking for a moment before turning to the red eyed man.
“Can ya change others into vampires?”
(Source: ivisorsiv)
AU: Different meeting
The little bat huffed, puffing himself up and squeaking. He was not cute. He was manly as hell. Oh who was he kidding- he was adorable.A few more seconds in bat form, then the vampire changed back in the same puff of smoke. Now he sat with his face mere inches from Siv’s, grinning once more. “I did tell you it vasn’t an intimidating form.” he hummed.
“Oh look at you inflating like that! For a vampire you make a damn adorable cotton ball man, little dirty though you aughta take a bath or somethin-”
His sudden change caused her to jump, eyes locked with his red ones before she leaned back from him, almost enough to fall but she stepped back to the shovel. ‘Creepy bastard...’ “Oh look now you’re back to being a creepy vampire.” she snickered, shoveling the pile of dirt into the hole, it was going to take a bit.
(Source: ivisorsiv)
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